The Mormons Straighten Out Lindsay

 

If anyone can help Lindsay Lohan get off drugs and booze, it’s the Mormons.

Forget about the country club joke of a rehab called Promises, the Mormoms don’t fool around.

Cirque Lodge rehab is upscale and not cheap, but it’s a hardcore rehab in Mormon country. If the Mormon’s can’t straighten out Lindsay, then probably no one can.

Those Mormoms are even making Lindsay (gasp) clean potties. And cleaning toilets Lindsay is.

Not only that, they make her get up at 6 am and it’s lights out at 11 pm. When out in L.A. Lindsay wasn’t going home from partying at 6 am. What a change.

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