Kudos to ‘OK!’ magazine for printing the true story of Britney Spears and not scrapping the truth to stay on the trainwreck’s good side. (Not to mention this will get the magazine lots more sales and publicity.) However the magazine didn’t print an actual interview or anything Britney said, instead just describing her bizarre behavior.
The magazine’s story confirms that Britney stole and damaged $21,267 worth of expensive goods.
The clothes the magazine had for Britney to wear weren’t short or tight enough for her, so she finally found something skimpy enough for her taste. Then a few minutes into the interview she decides to break for lunch. After eating fried chicken and vegetables, in pure white trash style, Britney wipes her greasy hands all over the front and back of her $274 dress. The wardrobe coordinator asked her not to dine in the dress, but she would hear none of it.
Then, the puppy London, pooped on a $6,700 Zac Posen gown. Britney refused to do a thing about it and didn’t lift a finger. The poor coordinator demanded that the poop be cleaned up so Britney’s assistant scooped it up.
Then Britney brought her assistant to the bathroom with her and came out acting even more erratic than before. So two hours had passed and nothing productive happened other than a few minutes of the interview Britney wanted.
Then the photographer started taking pictures for the photo shoot and without a word Britney took her Janet Jackson cd, stolen loot, and left the house followed by her girlfriends and bodyguard. The photographer begged Britney to come back and finish the photo shoot and interview but Britney refused. Even Britney’s assistant stole shorts and a tank top and tried to steal a dress too, but was caught in the act and stopped by the wardrobe coordinator.
‘OK!’ says: “A shocked crew, which had bent over backwards to accomodate Britney’s demands, packed up and left with nothing but sour memories of a young lady so eager to tell the world the truth about herself.”
Umm, I think she accomplished that. The whole world indeed knows that she is a trainwreck.
The magazine also says that Britney is in desperate need of help, but has surrounded her with people who pretend nothing is wrong. Otherwise they will be cut out of her life like Britney cut out her Mom who wanted her to get help.
Britney has also fired her new assistant, the one who accompanied her to this interview. Hmm, maybe the assistant suggested Britney get help. And this was after she dumped her cousin/assistant Alli.
After this disaster interview is when Britney stripped down in her bra and panties to get in the Malibu beach.







Girl is crazy!
HAHAHA pure trailer park swamp trash at its finest. Ever hear of a napkin?