Lindsay Lohan Fails At Pole Dancing

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Lindsay has been battered and bruise during her strip-tease classes. Lindsay told the New York Post newspaper: “Three hours of pole-dancing and bruised everywhere. I mean we’re talking upper and inner thigh action-bruised - like a walking black-and-blue mark.”

Lindsay Lohan has been taking stripping lessons in preparation of her upcoming role as a topless dancer in “I Know Who Killed Me”. The story depicts Aubrey Fleming (Lohan), a young woman, who is abducted and tortured by a serial killer. After surviving the ordeal, she claims to be someone else, which questions her sanity or sinister plot.”I mean really though, really, I didn’t know it was actually possible to have bruises in such areas of the body.”

“Strippers dude, I tell you, I really respect the ****s now. I’m not gonna lie to you.”

The 20-year-old’s representative, Leslie Sloane Zelnik, said: “She’s been in rehearsals for the film and has been taking classes from Sheila Kelly. Her character is a stripper, and she now realizes that the job isn’t easy. We should give these women credit.”

Who would of known? I thought she would a be a professional stripper from the way she parties. Maybe she isn’t too great in bed after all, considering all the guys she’s been with, I would expect her to have some skills.  Wilmer Valderrama seems to think so anyways. Odd way to express her respect by calling them sl**s in the same sentence. That shows real class, Lindsay. Opps did I say class, I meant stupidity.

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