Jessica Alba is still angry at some boy who didn’t “love” her 19 years ago. Was that 1st grade?!?!?! Umm, yeah Jessica, it’s normal for little elementary boys to “love” their girl classmates. Jessica is angry this little boy didn’t love her back then and this girl holds grudges FOREVER.
Poor Ross. How was the little boy (around 7 years old) to know that some little buck toothed girl would rage at him on national TV…19 freaking years later?
If that’s the worst heart break Jessica Alba has gone through…then she’s one of the luckiest people on earth. Most people go through a lot more heartache than getting rejected by some little boy in the first grade.
“I would like to dedicate this award to a young man who has been on my mind for the last 19 years: Ross. Ross didn’t love me. I was pigeon-toed, I had a sway back, I was slightly cross-eyed, buck-toothed, I sucked my thumb. Look at me now, Ross! Look at me now! [Ross] promised that if I kissed him he would choose me for baseball … I was still chosen last. I never trusted men again.”
That girl needs to GET OVER IT already. She needs help worse than Britney.
Her teeth still look pretty big. Perhaps this is her way of distracting everyone from that herpes story that started making the rounds. If she and Cash (the probable source) are back together, then that may be the likely explanation.